Dr. Chan vs. Dr. Madu is the third installment of Epic Rap Battles of White Station. It features Xander Ray and Daniel Xi as two characters new to the Augustus Clearwater universe. The battle was released on May 3, 2015.
Xander Ray as Announcer and Dr. Madu
Daniel Xi as Dr. Chan
Tyler Pilkinton as Mr. Foster (cameo)
OK Chan, let's go. I've got an AP class to teach. Time for me to unleash
I'm gonna spear you with my raps, roast yours like I did my goat Beef Jerky
Pay attention, don't mis-remember this. Your contentions will get you suspended
Your mind is splendid, but I better mention that you cannot leave your class unattended
Unlike my homeland of Nigeria, my rhymes are cold through and through
You only made a layup in that basketball game 'cause they lowered the goal for you
You're a has-been mathematician with half as much talent as Mr. Foster
You'd better roll outta here with your Corolla. Trust me, I'm a doctor
Oh OK, now I see who they’ve put me up against
You better be sorry that you have decided to cross the Chan Man
You need to repent for your sins; the way you teach is very bad
So take out your graphing calculator 'cause we’re about to do some math
As you can see, this plot shows the linear decay of your flows
Put that away. Show some respect! Be sure and tell your friends: No cell phones!
Plus, these two axes stretch to infinity in both directions
Because my brilliance has no limits! I mean, just look at the interval notation
Tsz Ho Chan no you didn’t, don't think you could ever beat me
‘Cause you’re just a nutty professor, and I’m a connoisseur of biology
Half your students aren't even passing your class. Don't you see what's wrong?
Why don't you just pack up your bags and head back to Hong Kong?
I’m going to make a horizontal shift into a parallel universe where you're having success
Make sure you write this down, Madu, 'cause it's gonna be on the test!
Your rhymes are weak, son, mine are sick to the third power
If you ever need a lesson in rapping, come by my tutoring hour!