Clinton vs. Walter/Rap Meanings

Clinton Taylor:
'''I'm gonna get you, Walter! It's emcee CJ 'bout to defeat this cross-eyed geek, take a look'''

(In a scene from the third act of It Just Might Work, Clinton yells at Tyler, "I'm gonna get you!" Clinton follows this reference by declaring himself "emcee CJ" or "MC CJ", which includes his first and middle initials. He then takes a stab at Walter's cross-eyedness and tells him to "take a look".)

'''It's all part of the plan. I'll split you in half like in a stolen anatomy textbook!'''

("All part of the plan" is another phrase used by Clinton in It Just Might Work. During production of the movie, Walter stole an anatomy textbook from one of his classes; Clinton says he will "split [Walter] in half", a reference to the subject of anatomy.)

'''You're just another anime lover. If this was a perverted contest, you'd be right on the front cover!'''

(Walter is famously an avid watcher of anime, and in It Just Might Work, was often called "weird", or perverted.')

'''You can't deny it, brother. Quit making random noises and just go back to living with your mother.'''

Walter White:
'''Hehe, look at this man. It's about time for me to DESTROY HIM!'''

("Destroy him!" is a phrase used by Walter in It Just Might Work.)

'''You aren't a real rapper, Clinton. Don't kid yourself like that'''

This is black on black, just like Minecraft, I'mma slice you with my pickaxe!

(Clinton and Walter are both African-American, hence the battle being "black on black". Walter rhymes this phrase with the threat of being sliced by a pickaxe from Minecraft, a popular online video game.')

'''I heard you like LEGOs. Why don't you go home and build yourself a Lego girlfriend?'''

(Clinton is a giant fan of LEGOs, as evidenced by the content of Clinton's YouTube channel as well as It Just Might Work. Walter tells Clinton to use his LEGOs to build a girlfriend.)

Otherwise, you should just go back to dating your right hand.

(Walter says that, unless Clinton builds a girlfriend out of LEGOs, he should "go back to dating [his] right hand, a not-so-subtle reference to masturbation.')

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Yeah, I might be a weirdo, but we both know I got more action

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(Walter claims that, although he is often painted as weird, he has had more romantic interactions with girls than Clinton has.')

Clinton Taylor:
<p style="font-weight:normal;">You need braces to fix those crooked teeth

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I mean, can you even rhyme while I'm dropping this beat?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I'm the strongest Street Fighter, call me Ryu emcee

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(Ryu is a character from the popular Street Fighter game, of which Clinton is a fan.')

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Always carrying a boom pole for my friend Tyler P.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(Clinton was credited as an assistant boom mic operator for It Just Might Work.')

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Yo, I'll make it Crimson Rain after I'm done

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(Crimson Rain is the name of one of Walter's online user accounts.')

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Crushing into teeny bits and pieces this sickening Oreo Reaper

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(Oreo Reaper is the name of another one of Walter's online user accounts, and oreos can be broken into "teeny bits and pieces", or crumbs.')

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Your stories are some of the vilest things I've ever heard

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(In It Just Might Work, as well as in real life, many of Walter's friends have been disgusted and confused by Walter's elaborate fan fiction.')

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Look out, White, 'cause I'mma decapitate Heisenberg!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">("Heisenberg" is the nickname of Walter White, the main character from the AMC series Breaking Bad, who happens to share a name with Clinton's opponent.')

Walter White:
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''You could never beat me in a contest. Your list of fans is shorter than your afro, I mean, c'mon Clint!'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(In It Just Might Work, Tyler and Clinton challenged each other to a video making contest; Walter is saying that Clinton could never beat him in such a contest. Also, Walter claims that his afro is taller than Clinton's.')

<p style="font-weight:normal;">This is a hip-hop rollercoaster, but man, you aren't even dark enough to ride it!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(The first part of this line is a reference to the 'Epic Rap Battles of History' first-season episode "Napoleon vs. Napoleon", in which Napoleon Dynamite said the battle was "a rap rollercoaster" that Napoleon Bonaparte was too short to ride. Here, Walter uses Clinton's skin tone instead of his height to claim he is not fit for rapping.)

Clinton Taylor:
<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hey, not cool!

Walter White:
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''This ain't no truce, Taylor. Just like my girl Faith's hair in a bag, you can't even touch this!'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(In It Just Might Work, the video contest ended in a truce. The name of Walter's girlfriend in the film was Faith, and in one scene in act two, Tyler is disgusted to find out that Walter kept one of Faith's hairs in a plastic bag. "You can't even touch this" is also a reference to the song by MC Hammer.')

<p style="font-weight:normal;">So before this battle's over, you'd better take my advice: just remember that flat is justice!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">("Flat is justice" is a phrase often used by Walter.')

Clinton Taylor:
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''You, a girlfriend? Man, you've gotta be kidding me'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(Clinton does not believe that Walter has a girlfriend.')

<p style="font-weight:normal;">This battle's gonna end like Mortal Kombat...

Tyler P:
<p style="font-weight:normal;">FATALITY!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">("FATALITY" is a phrase used by the announcer in Mortal Kombat.')

Clinton Taylor:
<p style="font-weight:normal;">I'm not an emcee, I'm a hip-hop dominator

<p style="font-weight:normal;">I ain't coming back, so don't call me Terminator.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">("I'll be back" is a phrase often used in the Terminator films.')