Jesse vs. Ben

Jesse vs. Ben is an unofficial episode of Epic Rap Battles of White Station. It was originally going to be released in early 2015 but was scrapped. It would have featured Jesse Graves battling Benjamin Liggett. A demo of the song was released on Tyler Pilkinton's Soundcloud on July 20, 2015. The link can be found here.

Jesse:
Hold on, bro, I got a text message, let me check that

Oh, it's from the 1960s, they said they want their trench coat back!

Come on, Austin Powers, you need to get with the times!

You aren't ever gonna survive, 'cause I've got some of the sickest rhymes!

Why don’t you Ease My Mind, let me defeat this four-eyed pinball geek

I'm dropping rata bombs, Try It Out, I'm gonna make you Scatta, hippie.

I'll shut your mouth tighter than the sexy band on my wrist

Me, rap against you? I would never do that. You're ridiculous!

Benjamin:
Who do you think you are, talking about my clothes?

At least I have some class. Where the hell did you get those?

Will You Ever Win? Dream On. I Won't Get Fooled Again

I've got More than a Feeling that you're just a Ramblin' Man.

Let's Get It On, Jesse. I’ll break you beyond repair

Cafeteria, after school. We can at food. You know I’ll Be There

No wonder you were ever conspiring with Clinton, you traitor!

You're a loser. Go back to playing Call of Duty.

Jesse:
Hater.

Announcer:
Introducing a new fighter…Richard Murray!

Richard:
All right, Jesse, Tonight's the Night. Time to crush this guy!

Don't try to hustle with me. You'll be seeing diamonds in the sky

Think I'm a jerk? At least my acting isn't shoddy

So why don't you take your shame and rub it all over your body

I'm filching all your glory like I pilfered Xander's stories, you haven't got a chance

Super Smash your style, rip it like those bell bottom pants

Your art skills suck. How many gold keys do you have?

Why don't you run Against the Wind? You'd better get outta here fast

Announcer:
And now…from the dark side…Luke Carrington!

Luke:
Chill out, bro. You shouldn’t be Breakin’ a Sweat

Before you Fire Away, please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste, dropping rhymes in English and Japanese

So you better ばか away before I Kill EVERYBODY

I'm the hottest emcee, orchestrate a brilliant symphony

Of vicious disses to destroy this narcissistic tragedy

You're getting schooled, my flows are just 2 へび for you!

Benjamin:
Luke! Use the force!

Luke:
Who’s your daddy now, dude?

Trivia

 * This first demo for this battle was written alongside Clinton vs. Walter in August 2014.
 * The version of the song released on Tyler Pilkinton's Soundcloud was co-written with Xander Ray in April 2015.