Mr. Odle vs. Mr. Zich

 Mr. Odle vs. Mr. Zich is the fifth installment of Epic Rap Battles of White Station. It features Tyler Pilkinton as two teachers at White Station High School. The battle was released on November 1, 2015.

Cast
Tyler Pilkinton as Mr. Odle and Mr. Zich

Xander Ray as Announcer

Lyrics
Mr. Odle:

This isn't even a contest. You better move aside, Mr. Zich!

'Cause before you even start to rap I'll be squashing your technique!

I've got rhymes that are on fleek. You're just a medieval geek

Who spends his free time playing in tournaments of ultimate frisbee

You can't even touch this like I can't touch together my elbows

Flex my biceps harder than the dents I'm making with my flows

I'm making a difference with the subject that I teach Giving lectures that are far more valuable than your precious ring

Mr. Zich:
First of all, it's disc golf...this ain't no ultimate frisbee

Oh, no—I used incorrect grammar. You'll have to forgive me!

But the favors stop here, Odle. My rhymes will make you immobile

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I'm a mogul of English; your verses are highly ignoble!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">But enough about your lines. Let me share some of mine

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I teach kids about literature that's stood the very test of time

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Meanwhile, I hear they gutted your geography course

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">So lay down your guns. You can't beat the dark side of the force!

Mr. Odle:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You wanna talk about courses? They moved you to the Academy

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">And while I miss my old subject, right now I'm making history

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I'm a champion cheerleading coach; your sports team is a joke

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I'll use the force on you, put you in an Odle choke hold!

Mr. Zich:
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">That was a low blow. Stay in control of your aggressions

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">The only real battle here is: Which professor's the freshest?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">So check yourself as I prepare to unleash a trochee

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You shall not pass against my superior rapping strategy

Mr. Odle:
I'm the cool teacher everybody wants to hang out with

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">You're a strict disciplinarian that everyone wants to forget

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I'll snap your action figures in half. How'd you like that?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">So put up your staff and light saber and come at me, brah!

Mr. Zich:
You just wasted your last verse on a personal attack. How useless!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I'll take your limp raps and stab you in the chest like Brutus

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">I'm a crunk MC who will crush your dreams of winning

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt">Just between you and me, this battle has no happy ending!

Poll
<p style="font-weight:normal;"> Who won? Mr. Odle Mr. Zich

Production

 * This battle ties with Tyler vs. Richard for having the least amount of line changes, with only five lines being altered from the demo version.
 * According to Tyler Pilkinton, it took nearly a dozen attempts to get Mr. Zich's voice right.
 * This is the first battle to use two cameras simultaneously during filming.
 * This is the first battle to be edited using Sony Vegas Pro 13.
 * Mr. Zich was originally supposed to be played by Leo Fargotstein.

Continuity

 * This is the third battle to feature characters who did not appear in any episodes of Videos About Deep Stuff or in It Just Might Work and the first battle to exclusively feature these types of characters.
 * This is the first battle since Dr. Chan vs. Dr. Madu to use abstract backgrounds.