Mr. Foster vs. Mr. Flippo

Mr. Foster vs. Mr. Flippo is the fourth installment of Epic Rap Battles of White Station. It features Tyler Pilkinton as two language teachers at White Station High School. The battle was released on September 13, 2015.

Cast
Tyler Pilkinton as Mr. Foster, Mr. Flippo, Edward DeWane, Mr. Bruneau, and Mr. Insch

Xander Ray as Announcer and Dr. Madu (stock footage)

Daniel Xi as Dr. Chan (stock footage)

Mr. Flippo:
Asseyez-vous, son. It's time for me to teach you a lesson

Don't go messing with the best man in the entire teaching profession

I'm dressed for success. You look like a lumberjack

All you do is crack jokes. Your whole class is a hack!

My language is elegant. Yours is a complicated mess

I'd need eight syllables just to tell you how useless it is

So come on and fight me, man, don't you know karate?

I teach the language of love, you teach the language of anime

Mr. Foster:
This French hipster's spent a bit too long in my château

I'll Flippo your verse, make you die hard like yippee kayo

You wanna Nihon-go? Your kids got nothing on mine, Barry

I'm so fly they even dressed up as me during homecoming!

Mess? I think you mean complex

I'm the most likable language teacher in the East Annex!

You're getting schooled. My flows are just 2 へび, yours are lame and weak

So hang a white flag on your door. Better yet, have a funassyi!

Mr. Flippo:
I'll rip your style from your loafers to your Paul Bunyan beard

You haven't been able to organize a class trip in three years!

You're done, Thomas. Clean out your desk and get on outta here

'Cause it's a faculty army versus one Japanese teacher!

Mr. Foster:
What's your favorite student's name? Oh, right, it's Benjamin

He came in my room one day and asked he me for a translation

I said ラップをやめ、医療学校に行く

Which means, quit rapping and go on to medical school!

Mr. Flippo:
Bonjour, Monsieur Foster! I'm so glad you could be here today

'Cause I'm gonna freeze you in your tracks like a rap battle parfait

I'll rip your style from your loafers to your lumberjack beard

With an army of faculty members versus one Japanese teacher!

My language is widespread and elegant,

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So come on and combattre me,

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Mr. Foster:
This French hipster's been living for too long in my ch â teau.

I'll Flippo your verse on its head, make you die hard like yippee kayo

...your students got nothin' on mine, Barry

I'm so fly they have a day where they dress as me during spirit week

Complicated mess? My classes are challenging and complex

I'm the most likeable language teacher hailing from the East Annex

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So grow a pair, dude. Here's mine--its name is Funassyi

Mr. Flippo:
You can't even organize a class trip! I just got back from France et l'Espagne

Tell me, which one of our languages is spoken on this continent?

You prefer flash over substance, making jokes instead of teaching

No wonder so many students take level one and decide that they're leaving

Mr. Foster:
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I said, 「ラップ終了し、医療学校に行きます！」

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Mr. Flippo:
I had a question to ask you. What was it again? Oh, yes

Tell me, which one of our languages is spoken on this continent?

Mister Rogers called. He said he wants his penny loafers

You're done, Thomas. I've got an army of faculty members!

Poll
Who won? Mr. Foster Mr. Flippo

Trivia

 * This is the second battle to feature characters who did not appear in any episodes of Videos About Deep Stuff or in It Just Might Work, with the exception of Mr. Foster, who was previously featured in Dr. Chan vs. Dr. Madu.