Clinton vs. Walter



Clinton vs. Walter is the second installment of Epic Rap Battles of White Station. It features It Just Might Work co-stars Clinton Taylor and Walter White rapping against each other. It was released on February 1st, 2015.

Cast
Clinton Taylor as Clinton and Walter

Walter White as Walter (voice only)

Tyler Pilkinton as Tyler P. (cameo)

Xander Ray as Announcer

Clinton Taylor:
I'm gonna get you, Walter! It's emcee CJ 'bout to defeat this cross-eyed geek, take a look

It's all part of the plan. I'll split you in half like in a stolen anatomy textbook!

You're just another anime lover. If this was a perverted contest, you'd be right on the front cover!

You can't deny it, brother. Quit making random noises and just go back to living with your mother.

Walter White:
Hehe, look at this man. It's about time for me to DESTROY HIM!

You aren't a real rapper, Clinton. Don't kid yourself like that

This is black on black, just like Minecraft, I'mma slice you with my pickaxe!

I heard you like LEGOs. Why don't you go home and build yourself a Lego girlfriend?

Otherwise, you should just go back to dating your right hand.

Yeah, I might be a weirdo, but we both know I got more action

Clinton Taylor:
You need braces to fix those crooked teeth

I mean, can you even rhyme while I'm dropping this beat?

I'm the strongest Street Fighter, call me Ryu emcee

Always carrying a boom pole for my friend Tyler P.

Yo, I'll make it Crimson Rain after I'm done

Crushing into teeny bits and pieces this sickening Oreo Reaper

Your stories are some of the vilest things I've ever heard

Look out, White, 'cause I'mma decapitate Heisenberg!

Walter White:
You could never beat me in a contest. Your list of fans is shorter than your afro, I mean, c'mon Clint!

This is a hip-hop rollercoaster, but man, you aren't even dark enough to ride it!

Clinton Taylor:
Hey, not cool!

Walter White:
This ain't no truce, Taylor. Just like my girl Faith's hair in a bag, you can't even touch this!

So before this battle's over, you'd better take my advice: just remember that flat is justice!

Clinton Taylor:
You, a girlfriend? Man, you've gotta be kidding me

This battle's gonna end like Mortal Kombat...

Tyler P:
FATALITY!

Clinton Taylor:
I'm not an emcee, I'm a hip-hop dominator

I ain't coming back, so don't call me Terminator.

Clinton Taylor:
Oh, hello! How ya doin', Walter? It's me, Clinton Taylor

You look weird without your glasses on. Tell me, are you looking over here or over there?

You write stories about decapitated women. That's the sickest thing I ever heard

Oh, wait, your last name is White? How convenient! I'm about to decapitate Heisenberg

Walter White:
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Bro, real talk, I don't really like to rap that much

My stories are love stories. They aren't really that grim!

At least I'm not obsessed with LEGOs.

I have a cookie fetish; I'm obsessed with Oreos!

Oh, by the way, I watched some of your videos

To be honest, they're actually pretty boring, yo

Clinton Taylor:
Let's face it, dude, you're a straight up pervert. There's no way to get around it

What'd you do with that hair from your crush? Oh, wait a minute...I think I just found it!

I'm about to make is Crimson Rain after I crush this Oreo Reaper

No more random noises from this man. Trust me, Walter: you don't have to be a creeper

Walter White:
Oh, you hurt my feelings! That's not very nice, you know

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At least I have the courage to talk to girls. Your entire love life is just loveless!

I'm out. But before I go, I have some advice: just remember, flat is justice!

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Clinton Taylor:
Yo, what's up, it's Clinton Taylor. I'm about to defeat this cross-eyed geek, you better take a look

And pay attention son,

Walter White:
Hey, I might not be the strongest, but at least I can handle you better than you handle a boom pole!

Poll
Who won? Clinton Walter

Production

 * This battle has had the most revisions of any battle to date, with three official demos having been written before the final recording.
 * In the Behind the Scenes video, it was revealed that the first demo for the battle was written in August 2014, nearly three months before Tyler vs. Richard was released.
 * Walter White was originally slated to play himself in the battle.

Continuity

 * If you count Tyler P. as a third-party rapper, this battle is the second to feature one.
 * This is the first battle to feature CGI backgrounds as opposed to live-action backgrounds.